Turn My Head and Purr....

So today I had a surprise visit to that god-awful place that smells like discomfort, disease and dogs.

Yep, I went to the vet too.

No, no need to worry R...they just did that thing where they poke you with that sharp metal thing. I've actually been feeling really good lately.

My roommate can be such a dork. Not only did she cheer my weight gain, but she also felt the need to talk about my urinary habits. Bitch please. She'd like to think that everything I do in life revolves around her, but alas I am the creator of my own destiny.

Did you check out my doctor though? Whoo hoo! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? I'm not one for interspecies realtions, but damn. I could make dozens of biscuits on his lap all night long, if you know what I'm talkin about.

Great pics of you and your grandparents! Your mom must be one of those artsy folk with an eye for sheit that looks good. My roommate has a set of old people too. The motherly looking one used to get me toys, even ones for larger creatures. The other one would just point his finger at me.

And no Sugarfur...your bum does not look big in that pic. To quote the lyrical siren known as Beyoncé, "Your body's too bootylicous for you baby"

Speaking of babies...Mav friggin cracks me up. You should put a bonnet on him and push him around in a stroller. I really don't know how you put up with it girl. You're much more patient than my onery ass.

PS: Oh, and those ladies that get paid to go into cars. I think they're called "hookers". My roomamate likes to watch these specials on HBO and Showtime about them at certain points.

***Edited to add tags and this post my roommate just put on her Dailybooth.

The caption reads: Today someone shaved my pussy...friggin perv

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