The Limelight Hog
You know how Mom's been spending a lot more time with me? Like she snuggles with me, and takes my pictures and all that? So check this out. I'm getting all cutesy with her ye? Batting the fake mouse and rolling over on my back and striking cutesy poses...
I'm trying to be cute dammit.
And look. His Royal Highness perched up there, sneakily plotting his moves. I'm like, okay Ma, I'll strike the aloof Vogue pose, this is my best side... and BOOM. Mav jumps in, tackles my toys and AGAIN. Attention goes to him.
This is MY covershoot! WTF!
Literally, the other day Dad was playing Crazy Killer Sock with him, and he's gets all fired up with that crazed killer kitty look in his eyes, tearing up the scratching pole.
Mav starts out losing all control of his dignity.
And then, CLICK CLICK, and he's like, "Oh? Mom's got the camera out..."
You can actually see the wheels turning in his head.
And Mav being the limelight hog that he is, actually STOPS mutilating the Crazy Killer Sock (no self-respecting feline would do that) to pose. He literally STOPPED TO POSE.
Mav's attempt at a 'fierce' pose.
Mom and Dad thought it was the funniest thing, going, "Awww.. Awww.. he be so cute yo, Awww..."
I think it's rubbish. He's such a ham.
If this isn't evidence enough he literally hogs the spotlight, I don't know what is.
I think it's rubbish. He's such a ham.
If this isn't evidence enough he literally hogs the spotlight, I don't know what is.
Pffttt!
-R
Labels:
Crazy Killer Sock,
Killer Kitty,
Maverick,
Rogue
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